Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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