How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Randomize