omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
All the doctor said was why
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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