I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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