i don't like sucking hair
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
