u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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