I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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