scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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