Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
All I want is dick and wine.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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