Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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