You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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