remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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