Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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