You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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