plz talk dirty to me
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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