yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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