doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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