I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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