Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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