i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
My pussy is not your playground.
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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