never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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