I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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