She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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