Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Randomize
