Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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