Whod you bang
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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