Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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