the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
