My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
