so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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