Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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