he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
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