these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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