I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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