Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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