One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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