Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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