so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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