If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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