where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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