Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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