and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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