just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Green mimosas i think yes
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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