I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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