I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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