He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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