party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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