I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
