How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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