I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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