the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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