Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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