What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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