Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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