We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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